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Cosas que pasan en el metro (y que nunca veo)

Cenas distinguidas

Concentraciones sorpresa

Y ahora, ¡Thriller!

Lo más que he llegado a ver es a gente cantando dentro del metro; el más original llevaba un acordeón. ¡Y ya!

Preludio a Hong Kong

Hong Kong map

Pregunta de la semana/día:

¿Lo tenemos todo?

Pues sinceramente… ¡no sé, pero espero que sí!

Por de pronto tenemos un mapa, y montones de sugerencias también, la mayoría de las cuales incluyen las palabras shop o market en ellas. Estos de Hong Kong no sólo son unos consumistas, sino que además transmiten su fiebre a todo aquel que viaja allí.

El mapa (bueno, más bien guía) lo compré hace un par de días en Foyles, en Charing Cross Road1. Me costó decidirme entre éste y otro de AA (sea lo que sea AA). Al final opté por el de Lonely planet porque era más pequeño, tenía poco más o menos lo mismo que el otro, y también hablaba de Macau. La guía de TimeOut no tenía mala pinta tampoco, pero necesitaríamos unos cuantos meses para poder ver todo lo que recomiendan.

Andaba ahora buscando información sobre el año nuevo chino, cuando me encuentro con este video:

Según lo veía pensaba: Esto parece una mezcla entre año nuevo chino, la inauguración de los juegos olímpicos, y la entrada de moros y cristianos. Y adivinad qué sale en el minuto 6:30 aproximadamente: una filà de moros negros, ahí desfilando tan campantes. Sin fumar puros, me parece.

No tengo ni idea de dónde serán, pero seguro que son de Alcoy. ¡Con lo que les encanta presumir y salir en la tele! Perleeees. Y que conste que me congratula enormemente que utilicen moros y cristianos en lugar de a Julio Iglesias para representar a la Comunidad Valenciana en el exterior. (También me encantan las peladillas de Alcoy, por si alguien quiere hacerme un regalo :-D)

Voy a seguir empapándome de Hongkongología. Hasta el próximo hallazgo.

1 La misma tienda que pone esqueletos en el escaparate

Censorship in the name of political correctness

I just remembered about Hugh Lofting’s Dr. Dolittle books, which I used to avidly read when I was a child. I loved the way he communicated with animals, the stories the animals told (one would never expect animals to have such a complex life), and the drawings looked really curious for me. But I had never investigated into Hugh Lofting’s life, so I decided to fix that.

Some minutes after, I found that in the name of political correctness, Hugh’s works had been changed in order to remove racism from them in the newer reprints.

For example1, here are two fragments, first one is the original, second one is the fixed version:

The Doctor had no sooner gone below to stow away his note-books than another visitor appeared upon the gang-plank. This was a most extraordinary-looking black man. The only other negroes I had seen had been in circuses, where they wore feathers and bone necklaces and things like that. But this one was dressed in a fashionable frock coat with an enormous bright red cravat. On his head was a straw hat with a gay band; and over this he held a large green umbrella. He was very smart in every respect except his feet. He wore no shoes or socks.

which turns to be this in nowadays standard:

The Doctor had no sooner gone below to stow away his note-books than another visitor appeared upon the gang-plank. This was a black man, very fashionably dressed.

Pretty stupid decision, I would say. I have read lots of books and not all were politically correct; however I don’t attack or depreciate minorities and certain ethnic groups just because I read it in a book. It’s all up to common sense and critical attitude to be able to evaluate what one reads and put it in its right context.

Even more, when I was a child, it was still very odd to see a black man in the streets. Now that’s normal, we are deleting and rewriting history again, very much in 1984 manner. If someone tries to understand why should certain groups of people have positive discrimination nowadays for compensating previous negative discrimination, he/she is not going to be able to find any difference or previous treatment if he/she can only access these insipid denaturalised editions of works of that time.

And there’s also the issue of altering someone else’s work, which I find quite worrying as well (specially if it’s not labeled as a Politically correct without any insult or blasphemy for bland brain heads edition but it’s disguised as a normal edition instead).

But what am I suggesting? People developing critical attitudes? Ability to distinguish between contexts? Common sense!?

Unacceptable!

1 The original article features way more comparisons and differences, please read it to get a full idea of the dimensions of this nonsense.

Food lab week-end

After the mind-exhausting week I’ve had, I had to find a way of allowing my mind to relax – and for that, there’s nothing better than cooking!

On Friday, I went to the Japan Centre for the first time. As it’s near Piccadilly, I went there having a walk through Green Park, while listening to some of the sharity music records I had found recently (I’m just so addicted to Connie Boerman’s Trip to venus).

I hadn’t formed an idea of how the center would look like; I guess I was expecting something like Chinatown’s groceries stores but it wasn’t like that at all. It was an extremely neat and clean although very busy store, featuring a neverending parade of posh and alternative Japanese girls and boys, along with Japanese executive guys, sometimes with their little children, which tried to pass underneath your shop basket sometimes, and a handful of European, quite lost people (like me), trying to find their way in the myriad of Japanese products stacking in the very stuffed shelves.

Oh those colours! Those bold kanji2 in the packaging! My visual senses, so used to the austerity of European uses, simply get overflown with the Japanese packaging style1 and I just can’t focus anymore. When I managed to kick myself into action again, I began looking for what I needed (otherwise I would have spent there the whole evening and maybe too much money).

I managed to find those mysterious toppings that are sometimes sprinkled onto vinegared rice and whose name I still don’t know, and more importantly, I found dashi, which was probably one of the missing ingredients for my sushi rice3. I also found those seaweed based snacks that are so cool, seaweed sheets, soy souce and sushi rice. They were quite cheap and there’s a big assortment (although that may be a little inconvenient if you’re undecided or don’t really know what you want, but just go ahead, pick one and test it out!).

Cocotets

Cocotets

But sushi was for Saturday. Once I got back home I let my Japanese shopping there and went for my Mediterranean in UK shopping. When I was in Spain past Christmas, I found the recipes my grandma told me, so I decided I would try them as soon as possible. In fact, I had already done what I wanted to do past year (Cocotets), but I did it wrongly, as I found when reading the original recipe.

So I got some sweet potatoes and went home ready to revive the recipe. As usual in the Mediterranean gastronomy, it is basically a mix of almond flour, egg and sweet potatoes, topped with nuts. The recipe suggested way more sugar than I wanted to add, so I just strategically cut that amount to 25% of the original, and used cane sugar too as I like it more than the refined one. For some reason the recipe stated I should make balls of the mix and put them over pieces of baking sheets but once I finished putting them in the oven tray that way, I remembered that my grandma used to place those balls in muffin cases, so I’ll probably try that instead next time.

The result might not be gorgeous visually speaking if you’re used to the industrial perfect looking sweets that everybody eat nowadays but they are supremely tasteful and addictive. The best of all as I always say, is they don’t make my teeth grind as industrial sweets do.

What I do not know is why did she call these sweets Cocotets, which means little balls of coconut in Catalonian. And as you may already have noticed, they do not have any coconut at all. Who knows!

Sushi!

Sushi

I had already attempted to make sushi past year and while it was a decent attempt, I wasn’t fully satisfied with the result, and the more I ate real sushi at Japanese canteens the least satisfied I was. The rice tended to not to be pleasant, and I’m quite picky when eating rice (too cooked or not enough cooked and I’m unable to eat it), so I decided I wasn’t going to make any more sushi attempts until I found a better sushi rice recipe.

Then I found about the new recipe for making sticky rice and I had been exercising it with several types of rice (basmati and normal short grain rice); once I was fully convinced that it worked, I decided to go for the full pack: sticky rice with the rice vinegar, dashi and sugar mix and of course, making sushi rolls!

This time the rice was undoubtedly better, sticky but not overcooked and delicious and subtlely vinegared. The only problem I find is that the seaweed sheets are just too big and I prefer smaller rolls, so I think I’ll cut them in two pieces next time and do smaller rolls which do not need so much rice and are easy to arrange and cut I think.

Since the sheets were so big it got short on the rice side, and I had too much ingredients for little rice, so I decided to be creative and wrapped some vegetables with salmon with one of those belt-like seaweed stripes which so funny look to me. Maybe they have a name but I do not know it!

And what I’m more proud of is that I managed to make California rolls!! YEAAAAAH! These are the ones with sesame seeds and rice outside, and need to be done by putting the rice first on the sheet, then flipping it upside down and adding the filling on the other side of the sheet, and then roll. For some reason I’m obsessively fascinated with the California rolls, so I was super happy when finding that with this rice recipe it was possible and easy to make them.

The only pity is that due to the rolls being so big and not having enough rice to completely fill them, they don’t look rounded and nice as one would expect. But they were terribly good and tasty.

I even had some crazy ideas such as making rolls with unusual ingredients like fuet tarradellas, chorizo or even fruits such as orange or apple cut into slices, but I guess I’ll apply them once I make perfectly rounded rolls ;-)

Sorry

If you’re Japanese and are reading this please do not feel offended by all the possible offenses I may already have committed against sushi (specially making sushi with unusual ingredients). I myself I’m trying to avoid feeling offended when I read about Spanish omelettes being cooked in ovens, paellas which include sausages, mussel, chicken, chorizo, and lots more ingredients at the bloody same time and things like that so I understand you perfectly, but apologies anyway :-)

1 And then they have muji – a country of opposites, oh yeah

2 I think they are kanji, correct me if I’m wrong

3 Just in case you wonder, I found about dashi in this how to make sushi rice recipe which is working wonders

Podcast's back

For some odd reason1 the podcast wasn’t working properly with itunes, but thanks to Jason who spotted it and let me know, I fixed that. So all the itunes fans can rest assured they will be automatically notified when new weapons of mass torture are released. I mean, new songs ;-)

Thanks, Jason!!

1 Namely, my fault.